annabellioncourt:

evanelleonyx:

gothmonsterfucker:

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

your-raifu-is-shit:

joematar:

ii-zi:

shepardlives:

shepardlives:

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

yes

pairs well with this one

opalescent-potato:

what-even-is-thiss:

Your sense of self isn’t a static image, bro. It’s more like a climate or a biome. Both of which can shift in gradual ways over time or suddenly due to internal or external factors. Just check the weather report, man. Don’t try to force the sky to stay blue without clouds 24/7.

mutantenfisch:

Apollo is asking you to take a moment to remember your tea.

Good. You may proceed.

abutterflyobsession:

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

allidrawscomics:

My first car was this glorious tiny truck that was my age. It was broken in so many ways. The driver side lock was busted, so it would lock but literally anything would unlock it. I kept a pocket knife in my purse because I could unlock it with that if I accidentally locked my keys inside.

One day at a gas station I locked both my keys and my purse inside. I walked over to a complete stranger and was like “Excuse me, I’m so sorry to bother you, but would you like to see a magic trick? I need a key, any key at all” and this dude actually lent me a key and I blew on it, told him this key was magic now, and then unlocked my car with it. Gave him his key back and drove away.

I remembered that guy yesterday and wondered if he thought I was on drugs or something.

mostly-funnytwittertweets: